worrygasm

An orgasm interuppted by a sudden rush of worry.

I was jerking it like 5 minutes ago and I "reached the top". At the same time, I heard keys going into the lock of the door next to me. I became scared shitless and had a worrygasm.

worrygasm by Anthony/Gerbil December 2, 2005

Wordgasm 

(verb) describes the breathless amazing feeling of great pleasure that a person gets from reading what someone else has written.

I was looking at Jean and I thought, wow!! She is the single most intelligent, beautiful, spirited woman i have ever known.

Upon Jeans reading those words, she may experience a wordgasm.

or

Wow, did you see what Avery wrote in his essay about patriotism? It was so incredible, I was breathless after reading it...wordgasm!

Wordgasm by Jean348 February 16, 2010

Workgasm 

the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of work related enthusiasm, usually resulting from stimulation of the mind and thoughts relating to ones profession, occassionally accompanied in the male by ejaculation. Often times, women are able to fake workgasms to further their career.

Dude, when I was talking to my boss about the new Google GDrive, I'm almost certain he had a workgasm because he'd be able to work from any computer anywhere. His pants were saturated!

Workgasm by Michael_Scott January 26, 2009

Wordgasm 

The explosion of pleasure that pulses through the brain and down into the body when one takes a Words With Friends move that is extremely high scoring, uses all tiles/letters/ or pulls one into the lead by at least 100 points. Intensity of the waves of the Wordgasm are directly linked to how high of score one attains.

"OMG I totally just had a WORDGASM from placing the letters for the word "except" on the triple word space! 70 pointer oh yessss oh yessssssss uhh uhhh ahhhh uhhh yessss!!!!!"

Wordgasm by woopsi September 29, 2012

Worryism 

A Philosophy that states worrying is innate and where you only worry about things within your control.

Worry happens, so I'm a part of worryism.

Worryism by ohbooayooooo April 10, 2009

workgasm 

A workaholic's euphoria associated with a job well done

"Slapped that finished project down on the desk, got up to leave the office, and my knees almost buckled - what a workgasm!"

workgasm by Mike Cerovich July 27, 2008

Wordgasm 

Wordgasm: verb; when you talk to someone and you are the one mainly speaking. To have a random outburst of words.

Tyler, talk to me! I feel like I'm wordgasm-ing!!

I wasn' t really talking to him. It felt more like a wordgasm t me.

Wordgasm by DjLyzzyKatt December 19, 2008