woodfiant 

To be very impressed with one's wood. To have much respect for another persons wood.

Hey brother man I'm very woodfiant of you.
Hey sir, you leave me to be very woodfiant of you.

woodfiant by captainniggywidget September 10, 2016

Woodsian 

A screw up of epic proportions, likely to cause misery in one's life and not soon to be forgotten.

"Man, my wife found my stash of midget porn...there had to be 100 films hidden in my trunk."

"Wow...that's down right Woodsian."

Or:

"I'm in it deep...I was humping my wife and called out her twin's name...we're talking Woodsian trouble, dude."

Woodsian by LickYourLaugh December 10, 2009

woodian 

Noun / Adjective
A person who is or can appear overly sensitive, self involved or neurotic in the way Woody Allen, Richard Lewis or Marc Maron might. Though not limited this condition seems to disporpotionslly affect those of Eatern European or Jewish descent.

This guy went on and on and on to the point it was woodian.

Her neurosis was so profound she can be described as nothing other than a Woodian.

woodian by mscott76 November 11, 2018

woodfin 

noun, adj.

an extremely slutty ex-girlfriend who refuses to dye her roots.

example:

God, Hannah is being such a woodfin! Doesn't she know ElliotT is SOOO over her?

woodfin by jayceemmm November 22, 2011

s.woodfine 

formidable, amazing, heart-stirring, wonderful, cool, hip, exciting, a sexy little creauture!

your s.woodfine

yes yes i am

s.woodfine by s.woodfine July 19, 2009

The Woodsinator 

The Woodsinator - A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time to change the future for one lucky.

The Woodsinator has chosen you for Woodsination.

The Woodsinator by The Woodsinator April 12, 2010

Oliver Woodfine 

Smart person

Bro 1: DUDE OLIVER GOT 100% ON THE LAST EXAM
Bro 2: Duh he's Oliver Woodfine !

Oliver Woodfine by elpotato717 May 16, 2023