Definitions by mscott76

woodian 

Noun / Adjective
A person who is or can appear overly sensitive, self involved or neurotic in the way Woody Allen, Richard Lewis or Marc Maron might. Though not limited this condition seems to disporpotionslly affect those of Eatern European or Jewish descent.

This guy went on and on and on to the point it was woodian.

Her neurosis was so profound she can be described as nothing other than a Woodian.

woodian by mscott76 November 11, 2018

backtext 

A response, or not, to a text ; often describing broadly or specifically the time before text was returned.

I waited a while to backtext her because I didn’t want to seem too interested.

backtext by mscott76 October 23, 2018

audiohound 

A person who consumes their vast majority of media via audio.

TV sucks with all the bad news, commercials and Kim Kardashian types but there so much cool content on the web between radio, music and podcasting I’ve just become an audiohound.

audiohound by mscott76 October 11, 2018

victimania 

A phenomenon formed fully in concert with the proliferation of social media wherein a person or group of people claim falsely that they have been physically attacked, verbally or physocologily mistreated or otherwuse marginalized by some other person, group of people or society as a whole in an effort to benefit unfairly from human’s general nature of goodwill and empathy.

A lot of the stuff is real for sure but a lot of it is a bunch of slackers suffering from victimania.

victimania by mscott76 October 6, 2018