Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.

I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

Wonka’s by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020

Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

Wonky Swan by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010

wonky slush

another word for lean; sprite with cough syrup

jeff- “we should make some wonky slush” 😏

wonky slush by alibuz January 11, 2021

wonky shoes 

wonky shoes is something you say when you and ur partner are making inappropriate jokes/innuendoes to each other and want to act like you’re attracted to it lmao.

Ricardo: “I have to put my pencil in my bag because class is almost over.”

Jackie: “you could put your pencil in my bag.”

Jackie and Ricardo: “wonky shoes”(said very drawn out)

wonky shoes by glittergunfairy May 5, 2022

Wonky Spooks 

When you sit at the lunch table 5th period eat coppola chicken and a wardy bar you house three bananas and then go yank for 20 minutes in the BR. `

I watched Wonky Spooks house three bananas and then he went to the BR for 20 minutes to yank it.

Wonky Spooks by Acecutlets June 12, 2012

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.

the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

willy wonka's golden ticket by avivo April 21, 2006

Wonky Squaw 

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

Wonky Squaw by ud40 February 23, 2005