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wonderness 

The tour-like pointing/acknowledgement of unnoteworthy objects in an to attempt to over enhance a simple spectacle/visual experience. I have actually used the term "wonderment" for years within my family, but it was already taken at this site.
To ensure wonderness, my husband said "Hey kids...look at that inflatable snowman" while driving by the countless houses that also have inflatable snowmen. While on vacation in the country, "Hey, look at those cows and horses, they are probably going to eat that bale of hay soon" added to the wonderness of the trip. In the spirit of wonderness, the teacher said "Students, please look at how big that dinosaur is"!! "Big, Ben...Parliament" as in "National Lampoon's Vacation" is an example of wonderness. Again, wonderment is the preferred term.
wonderness by amy3456 December 20, 2013
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One Man's Wilderness

A book & also a film about Richard Proenneke, who lived alone for many winters in a remote Alaskan area accessible only by plane. He built a cabin, made his own tools, had a garden, kept journals about it all. Fantastic real story!
I saw One Man's Wilderness on PBS & got the book from my Mom. Excellent & enthralling!
n.- A female wanderer. A woman or girl who travels the world or her country in search of meaning, or else engaging in artistic pursuits. Word first coined by Roman Payne in his 2013 novel, "The Wanderess."
"She was free in her wildness. She was a wanderess, a drop of free water. She belonged to no man and to no city." (-Roman Payne, "The Wanderess")
wanderess by V. Panova August 22, 2014

Bear in the Wilderness 

A female who had sexual relations with 99.99% of your male friends, and attempts to get with the .001% of your male friends at your party. Most likely has an std and will pass it on to unsuspecting friends. Is like a bear, and will eat as much meat as possible to survive.
You're about to hook up with that michelle girl. You're gonna Bear in the Wilderness???

wilderness waps 

receiving felatio in an area densely populated with trees, shrubbery, and small animals
Guy 1: "Did you hit that?"
Guy 2: "Nah, I just got wilderness waps."
wilderness waps by hammy mahan January 27, 2013

Wonderweiss 

The epitome of badass anime mental retardation.

The act of 'AAAUUU'ing.
"AUUUU"

"I hear a Wonderweiss!"
Wonderweiss by Rantzilla October 21, 2009

Wilderness 

Wilderness is a group of people living and working together, sharing good times and bad times. Wilderness is what you make it to be.
"Did you see those people running around with their pants up to their necks?"
"Oh yeah, don't mind them, they're in Wilderness."
Wilderness by nahnahnahnahnaahh September 2, 2009