whore couch 

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.

"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."

whore couch by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008

whore couch 

a couch that a whore sleeps under and then grabs you buy the ankles when you sit on it.

dude, watch out!
your sitting a whore couch

whore couch by savanna April 23, 2004

Whore Couch 

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-

Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.

Whore Couch by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

Couch Whore 

A person who takes up 1/4 + of the couch when there are many people on the couch; Hogging the couch

Jenny is being such a couch whore tonight.

Couch Whore by Kay99 April 20, 2011

Couch Whore 

One who sits on their couch (or any couch), and scopes for attractive people or celebrities on TV or in movies.

"The only reason she watches House is because she thinks Hugh Laurie is attractive."

"What a couch whore."

Couch Whore by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

proffesional whore coucher 

1.some one who is a master or has the inate ability to create a whore couch
2.some one who has been hired to create a whore couch for a disclosed amont of money or other forms of payment

liz, andrew,and jessie inadvertantly created a whore couch by having a 3-way make out session on there friends favorite couch do to andrew not knowing that his mother had been a proffesional whore coucher in her youth

proffesional whore coucher by Artimision January 2, 2006

Coach bag whore 

a girl that can't stop buying Coach bags because she is too lazy to save up for a Louis Vuitton and would rather own "Made in China" bags because their on the affordable side. They are usually found every pay day at a Coach store cashing in on a Coach bag.

friend: "Why do you own so many Coach bags?"

Coach bag whore: "I can't help it. I'm a Coach bag whore!!"

Coach bag whore by dudelistico2012 August 11, 2011