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whip cream 

when a person has cum all over their face and they go to wipe it off but miss the cum thats right under their nose leaving a cum mustache.
Tommy was sucking my cock(haha) and I gave him some whip cream.
whip cream by shawn May 27, 2004

Whip Cream Blast 

To insert whip cream into a girls ass then have her fart it back onto your face

Whip Cream On Dog Shit

When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:

Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.

Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.

Whip Cream Desert 

The act of nutting in a women's vagina during consensual sex and then eating her out immediately after.
Russell: "Dude, I love Laura, she's a freak and her favorite thing is a Whip Cream Desert."

Tommy: "You're fucking nasty to be doing that shit Russell."

Rusell: "Fuck you Tommy, you fuckin virgin."

whip cream insemination 

the introduction of whip cream into the female uterus.
you just got a dose of whip cream insemination
whip cream insemination by MangaGate February 25, 2011

Whip Cream Junkie 

The term used to describe one who enjoys eating whipped cream on certain foods (and even drinks), such as Muffins, Biscuits and lemonade.
Person 1: "Hey do you want some whipped cream on that biscuit?"
Person 2: "Yeah I love whipped cream, Im a Whip Cream Junkie!"