Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....
Best Friend: Look it’s your crush!
Girl: And?
Best Friend: It’s National Start Dating The Person Who Likes You Back Month!
Girl: What’s that mean?
Best Friend: That means that during the Whole Month of November, whoever likes you back, AKA your crush, is the person you should try to start dating!
Girl: Okay!
*walks up to crush*......
Baby father to pay or award damages sufficient to put the baby mother back into her pre-pregnancy body if he leaves her in the first five years of their child’s life
Tania: Did you hear what happened to Derrick? he had to make baby mother whole