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wet napkin 

a sexual act where a couple is in the doggie style position. when the male is ready to release his load he does so in the females hair (side note: female must have long hair for this to work). after said semen is in her hair you take it and slam it against the wall and her hair sticks like a wet napkin.
shoulda gave that bitcha wet napkin!
wet napkin by bigdaddyhoss February 8, 2010

Wet Napkin of a Human Being 

When a person in so unable to even ‘show up’ for themselves, are a drag, over all gray cloud pouring in on itself, not a violent storm, but sad sap nonetheless.
OMG! No that person wouldn’t have EVER considered THAT because they’re such a Wet Napkin of a Human Being.

Wet Napping 

Wet Napping is folding one or two pieces of toilet paper neatly placing it between your butt cheeks nearest to your butt hole, or in a woman's case between her legs nearest to her vagina or both, wearing it all day, removing it and placing it back in when done urinating or defecating. Then placing the toilet paper and a plastic bag for another the enjoyment, purchase.
I need some extra money this week, I'm thinking of wet napping and selling it on Craigslist.
Wet Napping by Chaostheroy23 March 13, 2019

wetnapkin 

When a woman squirts on a napkin and has there partner ring out and drink the squirt from the napkin
I drank a dank ass wetnapkin last night
wetnapkin by wfwefwegwgweg123 March 12, 2021