wank splat 

commonly used as an insult but often refered to the very messy end of a wanking session if not using your wank jammies...

guy1:dude that was weak!!
guy2:shut up you wank splat.

i had a wank last night and had wank splat all over my bed and got it on my hand...

wank splat by shaun p July 19, 2005

wanksplash 

stray ejaculate. normally found on carpets, curtains and other home furnishings. particulary harmful to eyes. can cause irritation and/or pregnancy.

missing your partner'(s) face with a load causing wanksplash stains on the pillow.

wanksplash by Alistair Murray January 30, 2007

Wanksplatter

What occurs at the end of a wank if no recepticle or absorbent material is available.

Also a verb

Also a derrogatory term for "Lancaster"

"Oh man, after watching the O.C, my carpet has wanksplatter everywhere"

"My windows look streaky. Looks like you wantsplattered everywhere."

Wanksplatter by Daniel Butler Rico January 28, 2007

Wanksplat 

Someone that is annoying and loud.

Just listen to that fucking wanksplat talking pish again.

Wanksplat by AmYerDa March 17, 2020

wanksplat 

An insult used by chavs in the UK. Can be directed at non-chavs, for example moshers or fellow chavs, either in a jokey way or as a real (although shit) insult.

'hes a wank splat sum times wen he fuckin frose hes fuckin mini chedas but he sum times aight'

wanksplat by Mosher May 2, 2005