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the vooch 

Beyond superior. What we all strive to be.
Man. I hope that one day I can be like the vooch.

Or, Dad, you got drunk again and missed my soccer game? Why can't you be more like the vooch.

Or, Oh, Reginald. I don't know what else to do. It's just so limp. I just ... I just wish it could get hard, I wish it could be as large as the vooch's.
the vooch by the vooch October 19, 2004
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shum humping vooch 

bangin' the deuce till it looks like a tired dog's mouth
Being called a shum humping vooch was the greatest compliment Burnsy ever received.
shum humping vooch by berto LaV October 11, 2006
voochie tight. voochie clean. voochie fresh.

voochies are very rare to encounter

make sure to keep them clean!!!! <3
voochie clean
person 1- ‘omg look it’s vpoosh!’
person 2- ‘man, they must be dumb as hell
vpoosh by vPoOsH December 27, 2019

vloochie 

The coochie that turns men and women into thralls. Pussy so good it reduces people intro mindless ghouls and goblins, chilling the whole world around them aside from it’s own warm embrace
Hey is Kyle coming out tonight?

Nah bro, he fell victim to the vloochie, I haven’t seen him in weeks
vloochie by Thysire May 17, 2021

Voochadia 

Take a look over there Doug, it’s a fucken voochadia!
Voochadia by DaSani Blue March 20, 2023