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You are so vitelio, you should be given a noble prize.
vitelio by vito1 January 11, 2009

Vitellius 

A glutton or a fat person. Derived from Vitellius, who was both a glutton and a fat person, who was Emperor of Rome in 69 A.D. and whose short reign was notable only for his incredible gluttony. Vitellius was an obese glutton who was notoriously lazy and self-indulgent, spent most of his time as emperor eating at luxurious banquets four or five times a day, all paid for with tax money. He would send the Roman Navy to procure rare foods for his banquets.
Todd: "Jan is such a Vitellius."

Scott: "Yes. She eats at her desk all day and is way too fat and unhealthy."

Todd: "If she would get some exercise or not eat as much then maybe she wouldn't be a Vitellius."

Scott: "I don't know . . . she is quite a glutton and she spends a lot of money on stuff."
Vitellius by PMax January 11, 2009
Italian last name; name holders are usually extremely awesome. Variations: Vitello, Vitullo
Gosh, you know that Vitallo girl? I hear she's super cool.
Vitallo by Anonymous-Pants March 30, 2008

Vitiello Award 

An award that is given to the person who drinks entirely too much and ruins everyone else's fun. The person who is given a Vitiello Award is generally extremely obnoxious and often discharges a copious amount of vomit.
Person 1: Dude, did you see how drunk James was last night? He totally earned a Vitiello Award.

Person 2: Yeah, he was a douche. I think he even threw up that Grand Slam in the bathroom at Denny's.
Vitiello Award by ChrisGrey October 8, 2011
an Italian Last name; usually attached with an hot person.
Bob Vitullo
Vitullo by 123information_asap June 20, 2011

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