vanhoff 

to call one a mandrake user

You lame ass vanhoff, use freebsd.

vanhoff by iuno June 23, 2004

hans vankhoff 

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.

Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!

hans vankhoff by Limbo December 18, 2005

Vandoff

is the coolest ox with shades u would see in a Johnny Bravo episode.

Do u see that Vandoff looking in the mirror?

Vandoff by Goth 21 June 17, 2021

vanofffkupo 

The biggest n00b of them all. This kid has known about everything since he was BORN!!!

My friend: Who is VanofFfKupo nuts?
Me: a major n00b

vanofffkupo by The Word April 10, 2005

vanhoof 

the huge gap between someones front teeth

Holy shit look at the vanhoof on that one.

vanhoof by redman54 August 5, 2009

Vandoff

Vandoff
COOLEST OX Y WILL EVER FIND IN A JOHNNY BRAVO EPISODE

GODDDDDDDDDDDDD DAM I WISH I WAS THAT Vandoff IN THE MIRROR YAAA

Vandoff by Goth 21 June 17, 2021

vansofftheshit 

Noun: Dope Smhoker

Adjective: Higher Than Snoop Is

Damn I feel like vansofftheshit right now
Damn I’m vansofftheshit

vansofftheshit by vansofftheshit March 28, 2025