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hans vankhoff 

The name of a man you call for on the telephone in part of a prank.
Caller: Hello, is Hans Vankhoff in?
Receiver: Who's Hans Vankhoff?
Caller: Well, do you like hand jobs?
Receiver: Uhh... Well, sure, I guess.
Caller: Then I guess you should come over to my place and let me see those Hans Vankhoff!
hans vankhoff by Limbo December 18, 2005
is the coolest ox with shades u would see in a Johnny Bravo episode.
Do u see that Vandoff looking in the mirror?
Vandoff by Goth 21 June 17, 2021

vanofffkupo 

The biggest n00b of them all. This kid has known about everything since he was BORN!!!
My friend: Who is VanofFfKupo nuts?
Me: a major n00b
vanofffkupo by The Word April 10, 2005
the huge gap between someones front teeth
Holy shit look at the vanhoof on that one.
vanhoof by redman54 August 5, 2009
Vandoff
COOLEST OX Y WILL EVER FIND IN A JOHNNY BRAVO EPISODE
GODDDDDDDDDDDDD DAM I WISH I WAS THAT Vandoff IN THE MIRROR YAAA
Vandoff by Goth 21 June 17, 2021

vansofftheshit 

Noun: Dope Smhoker

Adjective: Higher Than Snoop Is
Damn I feel like vansofftheshit right now
Damn I’m vansofftheshit