vagitus 

Being a vagina, or not being down to hang out.

Example hey Friend you don’t want to hang out today ? No ? I think you got that disease, vagitus

vagitus by xYaDSxSmiley January 28, 2018

twarty vagitus 

A fetish,in which the wearer dresses in a pigeon suit and poo-poos on historical landmarks.

You dress as a pigeon and poop on historical landmarks..you have got twarty vagitus!!

twarty vagitus by Stephen from hampsted heath July 14, 2004

Smiley Vagirus 

What Miley Cyrus will show in about three years.

The paparazzi got a good shot of Miley's Smiley Vagirus when she got out of her Escallade with Puffy.

Smiley Vagirus by Jean Shepherd February 25, 2008

Vagitosis 

halitosis of the vagina

Her vagitosis was so bad, she had to douche with mentos.

Vagitosis by JonTheRipper October 5, 2009

Vagirus 

A virus that infects the vagina.

Bob: "How'd it go with that girl last night?"
Ed: "Good, until I took her pants off and found out she had a vagirus!"

Vagirus by shoeshe June 28, 2011

Vaginus 

The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?

I lost my headphones in my vaginus

Vaginus by Tyler Garner February 20, 2005

Vagitis 

In gay man's terms, "The condition of 'pussying' out of meeting someone at the last minute; also known as 'flake syndrome.'" It is usually accompanied by a case of the "never hear from him again's."

Tom was supposed to meet Jake for the first time yesterday, but he came down with "Vagitis," and said that he couldn't come. Jake said it was shortly followed by the "never heard from him again's."

The Public Service Announcement would state, "Only YOU can prevent pussies!"

Vagitis by Coogs315 January 4, 2014