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A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel
"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"
Vagicotti by Clifhanger April 11, 2017
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n.

1. a person who receives a red beard while performing cunnilingus due to untimely female menstruation.

2. a weakly natured viking.

pronunciation: vuhg aye king.
Carl told me he got a vagiking the other night with Sheila; I heard she was embarrassed.
Vagiking by the real vagiking March 23, 2009
Girl: please stop tickling me.

Dude: Fine, I'll vagickle you instead.

vagice grip 

An intense, metaphorical hold that a female has on a male partner which prevents him from doing his own leisure activities.
Male 1: Dude, for real? You're with your girl for the night again?!

Male 2: I'm sorry! Summer has me in the tightest vagice grip!
vagice grip by Needs to Cool It September 6, 2012
Synonymous with the word magical, but involves a vagina.
Tom and Susy enjoyed an exciting date and ended their date with a very vagical moment.
vagical by S_R January 19, 2008
Vag·ic   
vaj-ik
–noun
1. The power or influence women's vagina's exert over men.
Joe: How did Sally convince Paul to take her to Lillith Fair?

Sarah: Don't you know? The vagic is strong with that one.
Vagic by W0lfw00d November 21, 2010