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The Vactor Factor

The element of a party that would make it the best time ever. The reason people will come back to your party. The reason people talk about your party for years afterwards.

Also...The black guy at the party (usually a tailgate) that everyone is excited is coming. He's loud, obnoxious, HILARIOUS, and can drink for hours on end.
I thought this weekend was going to suck but I forgot about "The Vactor Factor"! It's goin to be awesome!

Tailgater 1: "I don't know if I can go to the game on Saturday."
Tailgater 2: "The Vactor Factor will be there."
Tailgater 1: "well then I'm DEFINITELY going to make it!"
The Vactor Factor by Young Jensen January 23, 2011

vactumplays

A Vactumplays is someone who does basework and thinks he is above all others. He is someone who plays Minecraft. He is a Famous Youtuber. He likes to go on discord and play Minecraft with friends. He is horrible at Minecraft Pvp. Vactumplays Is a man.
Wow did you see that Vactumplays? He is bad at pvp, But man does he do good basework!

Vacteria 

Contraction of the words Vagina and Bacteria. Refers to all species and strains of bacteria found in the female anatomical birth opening, the vagina. Vacteria in the normal female adult vagina tend to make the vaginal area acidic by anaerobically breaking down glycogen to release lactic acid, which keeps the vagina healthy. So if dogs are man's best friends, then vacteria are woman's best friends.
I'd totally eat that chick out, but i don't really feel like getting any vacteria in my mouth.

Melanie's got so much vacteria, they've to push out her tampons just to make room.
Vacteria by Your shrink's brain January 3, 2011

Vactating 

Referring to the state of being on vacation
"I'll be vactating in Virginia Beach for a week!"
Vactating by t1da1 July 28, 2017
a place for illegaldanish's to eat the last of the worlds danish(snack) supply b4 they r replenished for the "danish new year", which starts on 7/13/KKKK. you must be of hi danish order to even b considered for an invite, and are required to hold ur own weight in danishs - daily. if you fail to eat ur weight in danish's, you r shot with a danish torpedo launcher through the head. if you happen to survive, u r spared another day. location of danish danish new year has neva been unsecreted. there r also hi supplies of corn oil, eggs, and toilets for obvious reasons
I just wanted everyone to know that im going on vaction for 1 week to eat danishs. Dont worry ill be back with fresh ones *Wink*
vaction by greekd August 6, 2008
Dude, are you going to get the new covid vaccine ?
Yes I am.....I'm not a vactard
Vactard by Larrysaurus December 31, 2020