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Used Mazda 

The act of inserting the sucking tip of a dustbuster into one's anus during intercourse, and then turning it on. The accumulation of fecal matter on the end of the vacuum resembles the front of a rusty car, and the sound of the dustbuster running sounds like a car with a faulty muffler.
Ron: Hey Jeff, I gave Rhonda a Used Mazda last night! She loved it, but an anal bead got caught in the mechanism and destroyed the damn thing.

Jeff: What the hell are you talking about?

used Mazda 

When you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly.
Damn, I got a used Mazda. Zoom zoom!
used Mazda by 3.1415927 May 31, 2009

used mazda 

Dude, she advertised a used Mazda on Craigslist!

Used Mazda 

It's when you get sloppy seconds from a guy who finishes quickly. Zoom zoom.
Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.
Used Mazda by mazdadealer May 31, 2009

Used Mazda 

A style of wife/girlfriend sharing where the person shared is in the back of a car (which need not be a Mazda), and taken in turn to all of the friends of the person for them to have sex with (in the car). Commonly done in aboriginal gangs to make up for an offense. If the person doesn't have a wife/girlfriend, a prostitute may be hired.
A- Aren't you mad at Henry for stealing your money?
T - No, he made up for it by giving everyone a used mazda.
Used Mazda by Thenri May 31, 2009

used mazda 

Non sexual term when wanting to sound rude without actually being rude
Dude, you know you're with a freaky chick when she gives you a used Mazda.
used mazda by geddit May 31, 2009