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unattended cannonballs 

The unforeseen consequence (s) of future unforeseen problems.
In terms of world politics, only G-d can attend to each, every and all unattended cannonballs; predicting the outcome of any given political crisis is therefore beyond meaningless.

Unentendre 

A bit of a hybrid between a double entendre and an unintended pun, and in the best examples, a faux pas as well. A phrase, word or action which in a given, hopefullly public, context has an unintended (usually hilarious and/or offensive and inappropriate) meaning.
1. He was telling the checkout chick that the day was looking up when all he had in his basket was a packet of kids party hats and a box of condoms; what an unentendre!
2. Asking someone 'is that guy retarded or what?' to find out that they *are* retarded and that they are said someone's brother.
3. Saying 'what a lovely pair' to another father whose teenage daughter was playing with yours - only now his daughter is alone, making you look like a complete pedo.
Unentendre by OzMorty December 23, 2011

unattended 

noun, from emergency/police dispatch vernacular- an unattended is a dead human body.
"Breaker one, this is dispatch. We have reports of an unattended on 5th and Main"
unattended by jerkamiah666 July 9, 2007

unbettead 

it means unbeatable, I just wanted to fuck it up
I am the best. I am unbettead
unbettead by surshaliaa March 10, 2023

unetheral 

That was one unetheral explosion.
unetheral by Fallana May 16, 2009

unattentionable 

When summary questions on a test are hard to follow because they are written in a way you aren't wired. Also movie plots can carry on and lose your attention too.
I suck at test taking because they write the questions so unattentionable. Just ask me and I'll explain it to you.