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When you go to your grandfathers' wake, drink too much absinthe, then you can't stand up straight for a week afterwards.
Oh man, I've got a real bad case of twolini. I don't think I can go to work today.
Twolini by DeerlordJ September 24, 2016
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Twilipedia 

1. A Twilight Series version of Wikipedia.
2. An online enclyclopedia that is a collaborative effort of online editors.
Holy crow! You don't know what 'imprinting' is?!--Go look it up in the Twilipedia!
Twilipedia by puffinmuffin. January 20, 2009
one who walks the streets at night looking for some dick
BITCH your just a trolip on Santa Monica Boulevard looking for a trick to pay you past due cell phone bill.
trolip by jeff and anthonthy September 22, 2006

twollipop 

n. a lollipop inserted into a woman's vagina, then twirled around to ensure ample coating of vaginal drippings, and re-wrapped and offered to unsuspecting consumers.

tw from twat; ollipop from lollipop

tw- can be placed be fore any word to denote similar treatment. i.e twake, twice cream, twookies, etc...
at the end of the school year, after much queef pacticing, the girls offered twollipops to their professors, silently laughing at their own crude wit.
twollipop by Stanky August 17, 2006

Tijuana Two-Lip 

The female counterpart to the Texas Belt Buckle. When a lady flashes a front wedgie and both lips pop out the sides. Can also be spelled like the flower, tulip.
Dude you won’t believe it, I was walking around with a Texas Belt Buckle and this chick came by and flashed a Tijuana Two-Lip. I’d never seen anything like it!
Tijuana Two-Lip by A_Joy96 April 13, 2021

planting twolips 

The acting of planting two lips on to a location of another persons body, preferably an organ.
That girl is planting twolips on the end of my cawk!
planting twolips by MrC. August 28, 2008