turtleitis

When your penis has major shrinkage, due to cold water, weather or anything else cold.

Brrr! got a wicked case of turtleitis, this pool is too cold!

turtleitis by aries:) March 5, 2010

Turtletimper 

(Adj.)
This word is used to describe a person that timps another.

You are a turtletimper.

Turtletimper by Zbreg February 14, 2005

Turtletight 

Very tight vagina.

Damn she was turtletight, and that shit is waterproof.

Turtletight by BabyD3313 July 30, 2018

titleitis

titleitis - the overwhelming compulsion to have a title, any title, while failing to live up to the standard of that title.

John's breath reeks of titleitis - he sounds like some self-important schmuck since he became club treasurer. He still can't balance the check book.

titleitis by FBryanC December 28, 2013

Turtlefishing 

Picking out the chubbiest girl or guy in a crowd and befriending them with intent to sleep with them that night.

We went to jackpot for Mickey and the motor cars concert. Dirty nate went turtlefishing with the biggest girl in the house.

Turtlefishing by Fatcatg August 26, 2018

turtleito

the best Twitter account ever to be made ong

turtleito is a goat

turtleito by Turtleito October 1, 2020

turtlefish

-- Rocky Kingston (bloodborn of Darr Kingston)

noun
Something worthless, deceptive, or insincere. Insolent talk or behavior.

intransitive verb
To foolishly engage in idle conversation. To attempt to mislead or deceive by talking nonsense.

adjective
Very nervous; anxious.

interjection
Used to covertly announce ones' hyper-aware state of something seeming off.

Synonym of 'bullshit.'

"Turtlefish."

turtlefish by Rocky Kingston October 25, 2022