trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

trucker's toilet 

A large mouthed plastic bottle (think Gatorade) used by a trucker in lieu of other facilities. True road kings can use one while holding 65. Some truckers dispose of trucker's toilets by tossing them out the window, and if you keep an eye out, you'll spot these half-full gems along interstates everywhere.

With a wind chill of -40 on Wyoming's I-80, Todd decided to forgo the Rest Area. The trucker's toilet in the heated cab of his Kenworth came in real handy.

trucker's toilet by tuftskins November 30, 2009

Tracer's Law

When the incessant consumption of pornography of a fictional character convinces a mass audience that the character in question is either
A.) Curvier than how the character actually appears in media
B.) Less curvy than their last appearance, creating anger in said porn consumers.

"Yoooo! Look at how absolutely thicc this generic anime girl is!"
"Tracer's Law at work again, this fictional woman is completely flat."

Tracer's Law by NotnotnotAnon February 8, 2023

Trucker's Spa 

One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.

"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"

Trucker's Spa by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007

Trucker's Grease

A nasty, greasy skid mark or shit stain created from excessive and repeated release of wet farts and flatulence and Moose Jelly while in a seated position for an extended period of time. Trucker's Grease may also be created from or enhanced by poor wiping of the anus and occurs when the underwear ride up deeper and deeper into the ass crack from squirming and moving about in the seated position.

Jerry packed his bag for the long drive to California. He threw in extra underwear as he anticipated the long dive and hours in the seated position would combine with a nasty road diet of fast food resulting in a lot of Trucker's Grease.

Trucker's Grease by Eaton Holgoode April 15, 2014

Trucker's Tooth 

A male version of a camel toe. When a guys pants are so tight that his balls straddle the seam.

His pants are so tight he has a Trucker's Tooth.

Trucker's Tooth by lelsie September 25, 2011

Trucker's Headlock 

The act where a women locks her legs around the neck her partner while receiving oral sex.

Stacy put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She orgasmed just before I was rendered unconscious.

Belladonna put me in a Trucker's Headlock last night. She came just before I went unconscious.

Trucker's Headlock by PissTank March 8, 2015