n. Person who, no matter whattime of day it is, always answers the door in a towel.
EDIT: May not even be wet from shower.
see: Liam Kennedy
see: King of Queens Season 6 Episode 17: Multiple Plots
Prison sex without being “gay”…. Get your towel, roll some glad wrap around a tube. Put the glad wrap “tube”inside the towel then place the towel under the mattress. Lube it with what ev’s then fuck Towelerella.