touchment 

A) synonym for Fn; the normal force is the force that surfaces exert to prevent solid objects from passing through each other.

B) The force applied by a pervert on another person.

I'm going to sue that pervert for touchment.

touchment by sciencenerd69 November 18, 2020

Touchception 

When the NFL is to cheap to pay experienced/established NFL refs more money, so they hire high school referees to officiate their games for 1/10 of the cost. So what does the nation see on Monday Night Football to end the game? A TOUCHCEPTION.

ESPN announcer: "Last play of the game. Here comes the hail mary by Russell Wilson. He throws it up.....CAUGHT! NO! INTERCEPTED!...NO!...it's a TOUCHCEPTION??"

Ref#1: "Did you see that? Yes we agree.....INTERCEPTION"

Ref #2: "Yes i seen it. Yes I agree....TOUCHDOWN"

Touchception by c-dogg72 September 25, 2012

Touchfest 

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.

"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"

Touchfest by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010

touchpants 

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.

oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.

touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005

touchet

one who is of the highest sexxyness

katie is such a touchet.

touchet by tanner young August 29, 2007

Touchfest 

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

Touchfest by FredoAl May 9, 2018

Touchbert

(noun) A person or persons 'touched' by God. These kinds of people can be seen anywhere, particularly subway stations, park benches, and anywhere else that costs nearly nothing to spend time at. A touchbert can sometimes be seen talking to themselves and almost always looking very confused.

A touchbert would walk into an event wearing a colorful jacket from the 90's, high-water jeans, and shoe's with velcro. This man will try to get into the event buy paying with a cup of home-made soup and a newspaper.

Touchbert by Macker1008 February 4, 2010