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FUE Hair Transplant – The Hair Clinic Ahmet Tosun

Hey there,

Just wanted to share my hair transplant experience, which I barely decided on I have never found it necessary to have a hair trasplant, but I always continued to research. Finally had a hair transplant and sharing my experience for those who are undecided.

How did I decide to have a hair transplant? That is how it started;

Since I live in Turkey due to my job, got a chance to research about hundreds of hair transplant centers in Turkish forums and had the chance to review patient experiences. Most of these centers trasplanted hair to 30-40 patiens a day which I don’t think it’s possible to get a private service with such a circulation and density of people. I finally came across a more boutique hair transplant center that servers a maximum of 2 patients per day. I immediately contacted via whatsapp and Ahmet Tosun’s assistant replied to my questions very quickly and asked me to take photo the 4 sides of my head area in order to make a preliminary assessment. After 25-30 minutes, she said that the donor area of my hair looks suitable for hair trasplantation so she wanted to organize a face to face meeting with the top expert of the hair clinic Ahmet Tosun. We decided on the meeting day and 1 week later, I visited Mr Ahmet and we talked about my hair situation in detail and agreed for the hair transplant surgery.I reached the center at 8 am. The friend working in the front office took me to the room where the operation was to be performed.
FUE Hair TransplantThe Hair Clinic Ahmet Tosun

pyjammi tsunami 

On a scale of one to ten, with 1 being “skid mark” and 10 being “I shit my pants”, the Pyjammi Tsunami is considered a 99.

The most powerful natural disaster known to humans, this catastrophe is very wet and extremely sudden. Nothing can stop the tsunami. The only thing that can slow it down is a decent pair of pyjamas...but not even the best quality PJ’s can survive this event.

Nurses are particularly adept at dealing with the aftermath of pyjammi tsunamis. Sadly, PTSD (Pyjammi-Tsunami-Stress-Disorder) runs rampant among nurses and other health care workers.
Omg I woke up to a pyjammi tsunami. Hoping a bonfire will take care of all the laundry!

Noticed a man at the hotel restaurant who came down in his slippers for the free breakfast...obviously after a long night of partying. Yikes - after his third cup of coffee the place had to be evacuated. We were at ground zero of an impressive pyjammi-tsunami!

gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 

after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u won’t be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:”dude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!”
2: “woah, bro that’s sick”
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*

Punani Tsunami 

Punani Tsunami

Multiple Meanings

MEANING 1:
Many females in one place.

MEANING 2:
Female Ejaculation
When your/their *PUNANI/ **PUNANY is drenched with anticipation or gushing due to ultimate satisfaction.

* Punani- Hawaiian slang for vagina or vulva, derived from the Hawaiian word “puanani” meaning “beautiful flower”.

**Punany- Term used in India and in Jamaican Patois. In the Kama Sutra the word is used in reference to the female genitalia, and commonly used in north India. In the early 20th century, Indian workers in the Caribbean, passed their vernacular on to the locals. (which included words like "Ganja").

(Goto www.PunaniTsunami.com for continued research and development.)
“Ho brah, we get choke wahine, it's like Punani Tsunami ova hea! They ready and they like oof!”

I want you so bad, its making my Punani Tsunami down there!"

“ After having his harem in there you’ll need at least a snorkel, goggles and a flotation device...it's like a Punani Tsunami just came through!”

Tsundere 

Tsundere (ツンデレ, pronounced tsɯndeɾe) is a Japanese term for a character development process that describes a person who is initially cold (and sometimes even hostile) before gradually showing a warmer, friendlier side over time. The word is derived from the terms tsun tsun (ツンツン), meaning to turn away in disgust, and dere dere (デレデレ) meaning to become 'lovey dovey'.Originally found in Japanese bishōjo games, the word is now part of the otaku moe phenomenon, reaching into other media such as maid cafés, anime, manga, novels, and even mass media. The term was made popular in the visual novel Kimi ga Nozomu Eien.
Me : I hate him but I love him!
Lilly : Lu, you are a Tsundere! :)

Me : Fuck off, Lilly!
Tsundere by Lu the look-a-like June 10, 2018

Cow tounge 

A large or powerful tounge, put to sexual uses.
Wow, that Wonda has a real cow tounge that can turn you inside out!
Cow tounge by I, Wreckerrr November 3, 2016