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torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.
Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!
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Torque A Wicked Cable 

Taking a huge log-like dump.
We had to leave the bar 'cause Amber had to torque a wicked cable.
j'ee did a trique
trique by penisman60099 December 24, 2022

triquetra 

A sign which represents three, also featured it the best show ever charmed. In charmed it represnts the power of three and is featured on their book of shadows.
triquetra means many thing such as:
Christianity - father, son and holy spirit
The triple goddess - maiden, mother and crone
Charmed - the power of three
Phases of the moon - full, waxing and waning
Celtic - life, death and rebirth
Physical, mental and spiritual
triquetra by abfabkel May 27, 2006
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
Torqued by chadioo April 13, 2013

torquelated 

to be totally drunk, high, etc..
Kerry was fully torquelated after finishing the vodka.
Bill and Jen got torquelated after home group.
torquelated by DiamondBill August 26, 2009