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Top Banana 

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2
Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!
Top Banana by PropaOGbanana July 4, 2016

Top Banana 

1) Cult Activity involving copious amounts of alcohol and cheesy music, frequented by Warwick University Students and the Hardest of Hard-Core Teeny Boppers.
2) Form of self-inflicted torture involving agonisingly loud, irritating noise, nausea and drunken revelry.

AKA: Top B; Weekly Cheese Festival; Another shite monday nite.
Third Place spend (another) night of torment at the hands of the brutal Top Banana
Top Banana by The Third Place April 28, 2003

top banana 

A description used by open market greengrocers to tempt customers. Literally a 'top-grade' banana.
"Top banana, fourbunchferapaand."
top banana by Dr Literal February 27, 2017

top banana 

Covering your dick in mashed bananas and but fucking someone
top banana by Lamoa March 5, 2019

Top Banana 

(See also, TB) Where the male figure enters the penis into the woman's vagina, and then later inserts his hand and bends the penis upwards, thus like a banana.
My boyfriend gave me a Top Banana last night, it felt so good!
Top Banana by Tyler&George October 17, 2010

top banana 

Covering your dick with mashed banana and then but fucking someone until you come. After you finish the person receiving it has to eat the banana-semen mixture
top banana by Lamoa March 5, 2019