Tim: "Why do Jewish women only like circumcised cocks? They won't touch anything that isn't 10% off."
Alex: "Why do you always end up Timinizing things?"
An exceptional tit sucker, who's tit sucking skills are inconceivable, they are also a beast at the xbox 360 game Burnout Revenge online... Continuously putting rivals (Mingemilkingmeadows,fannyflapsflanagan, and crosseyedcrippledcampy) into the wall. Usually undetected until its too late due to unfathomable speed.
*Typically fallen victim * Looks behind, noone there, then BANG!! * OMG where did you come from Tantilizing tit sucking tilley?!!*