titastrophe 

The inevitable outcome of poor breast augmentation.

John: Hey David, did you see Taylor's new boob-job? I've never seen such horrible craftsmanship.

David: Yea, man! That plastic surgeon should lose his license. She's a titastrophe!

titastrophe by HollywoodComis April 28, 2008

textastrophe 

When you accidentally text the wrong person a really embarrassing message.

-- (Potentially) better sounding than "text-mergency" via. CW's Crazy Ex-Girlfriend

That text was not meant for Josh!! It's a textastrophe!

textastrophe by dontTho September 21, 2016

Disaster-tastrophe 

dis·as·ter·tas·tro·phe

dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee

1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.

2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.

3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.

Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."

Disaster-tastrophe by Granadier92 September 2, 2011

k-tastrophe 

crazy, stalker, often found online, homewrecker, no life, attacks from long distances.

Wait, she's coming? It's gonna be such a k-tastrophe.

k-tastrophe by Tina Maria January 25, 2008

Trump-tastrophe 

(n) the disastrous state of affairs caused by policy decisions, appointments and attitudes in America from 2016-2020 following the presidential election.

And so the road to a trump-tastrophe continues....

I am really hoping the next four years are not a trump-tastrophe.

Trump-tastrophe by Kbug0512 November 26, 2016

Text-Tastrophe 

When you send a text to the wrong person on accident, and it is a really "bad" kind of text not meant for that person that you sent the text to.

"I sent the wrong text to him! It is a Text-Tastrophe!"

Text-Tastrophe by CharChar101 April 24, 2020

tastrophe 

A versatile suffix that can be appended to any noun to indicate that a catastrophe/failure has happened with it.

Person 1: hey, this burger has beef in it, I ordered chicken.
Person 2: OMG mine has chicken in it, I ordered beef
Person 3: heh, it looks like you two geniuses have gotten your burgers mixed up.
Person 1 and 2 together: OMG This is a burgertastrophe.

tastrophe by paulthebassguy November 30, 2009