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Tardhead 

1)This is a person that is very very stupid or did something stupid.

2)This could be a noob and they didn't know what they were doing.

3)Also Tard itself can be the short term of retarded.
What the heck did you do that for you Tardhead?
Are you a complete tard?
Tardhead by Itsnotimportant April 14, 2006
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turdhead 

turdhead one who is a shithead a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone a shithead when vulgar language is not appropriate and you want to mind your manners
my neighbor turned his dog loose in my yard to take a shit and he refused to clean it up what a flipping turdhead

my neighbors dog turdhead ate my moms flowers last night
turdhead by littlejimmie April 15, 2019

tiredhead 

A state one reaches when they get really drained by hearing about it. It often occurs with celebrity trials, financial discussions, or other very detail-oriented stories.
I was listening to my favorite sports station yesterday on the way to work, they talked so much about Salary Cap that I got tiredhead and punched out.

Everytime that person talks about their baby I get such tiredhead and want to power down.
tiredhead by Leif June 10, 2006

turdhead 

A geek with culture and social skillz (as opposed to a nerd). A turdhead may enjoy trivia or tng, but he/she also enjoys hitting the clubs or playing sports.

This is someone you might envy but whose company you enjoy. The negative title brings 'em down to earth so you don't have to.
John Stewart may be the best example these days.

"While Q is a geek, James Bond is most a Turdhead."
turdhead by Q August 18, 2004

Tardhelmet 

A person who attracts metallic objects due to an improperly placed magnet inside the skull.

Also known as anyone who has to wear a helmet on a daily basis to avoid injuries to the head, such as walking headfirst into the floor.

You know that one kid on the short bus that wears a pink helmet cause his mom wont buy him a spiderman one? thats a tardhelmet. watch out, his teeth, while crooked, can gnaw through your finger in about 4 seconds.
Dude, that tardhelmet just ate my juicebox

Hey tardhelmet, can you grab that eel before it steals my weed?

Turdhewn 

When a joke reminds you of how pissed you are.
Your punchline just reminded me that everything sucks and I hate my life. I'm turdhewn!
Turdhewn by starsfan6878 May 27, 2022