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Tinderizing

Fostering multiple relationships at the same time, that all began from a simple Tinder swipe, while ignoring the rest of the outside world.
Everyone in the room laughed at the joke except for Jon because he was too busy tinderizing.
Tinderizing by Huffnstuff January 1, 2015

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

Brown Eye Tenderizer 

Brown eye tenderizer- someone that likes to have their anus or brown eye, repeatedly assaulted by a fist.
Brown eye tenderizer. That guy really likes his asshole punched. He is a fan of the brown eye tenderizer.

Meat Tenderizer 

Once commonly used as a kitchen utensil for tenderizing meat, the meat tenderizer now plays a large part in homosexul deviance, and has even become commonly accepted in heterosexual practices. In most cases, a man or woman will repeatedly smash his or her partner's balls, penis or grundle. In some instances, smashing of the clitoris, labia or nose may occur. The use of meat tenderizers during sexual encounters leads to heightened sexual arousal, and is considered a remedy for erectile dysfunction and failing marriages.
Ben: "Tom, why do you have a meat tenderizer hanging up next to your collection of huge double-sided dildos?"

Tom: "Actually, Ben, the meat tenderizer is one of my favorite sex toys. I like it when Gary smashes me in the balls with it and calls me the ugliest trannie he's ever seen. Then he sodomizes me with the back end of it and makes me smell it."
Meat Tenderizer by Frank Giuffrida December 12, 2006

Tinderversary 

The anniversary of when you first met someone through the Tinder app.
Next week is our Tinderversary.

tinderitis 

(n) the harmful side effect of incessant use of the smartphone app - Tinder. Often diagnosed by a flat battery, blowing your data allowance or a ruined index finger or thumb tendon.
Had to give up my smartphone this month. Got tinderitis in my finger from too much swiping looking for birds.
tinderitis by DrTinderbox October 4, 2013