thunder-tap

To pound pussy real hard and fairly slow. Thunder-tapping has a lot of impact and makes a girl feel light-headed with pleasure and goodness.

"I thunder-tapped that bitch until she couldn't even remember her own name."

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Thunderfap

The art of fapping with rediculous might or strength.

I was totally engrossed in my thunderfap session when my mom walked into the room...how embarassing!

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A person whose retardation level is so far beyond regular retardation levels that it is as obvious and unquestionable as thunder.

He slapped a gorilla while wearing a sombrero and pushing a baby in a shopping cart and smoking? What a thundertard!

Thundertard by Thugbug April 21, 2014

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When your entire body cramps up from a single masturbation session with the most glorious orgasm you've ever had.

Damn dude, I saw some shit so crazy last night I thunderfapped and spent the morning in the ICU

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Put on your thundercaps everybody, we're opening Thunderdome!

thundercap by The Dr B January 25, 2007

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one who types obnoxiously loud or with great force

The thundertyper sitting behind me at the coffee shop needs to take out his anger on something other than his laptop.

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the act of fapping so hard while playing super Mario, that it sounds like thunder

Mike: dude, what happened to your arm? did you hit the gym or something?
Mark: nope
Mike: then what?
Mark Italian thunderfap!
Mike: all day everyday!

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