thummel 

Got the sexiest hairline in the business and can fuck your mom anyday of the week, with his corn dog dick.

Oh no that Thummel is fucking mom again.

thummel by Boi55 May 28, 2017

Thumbelina 

A demure, petite female with fairy like features - pretty, bubbly.

She's a proper little pocket rocket that Thumbelina!

Thumbelina by rampant lion September 9, 2016

Carpal Thumbel Syndrome 

A syndrome where the thumbs can't be used to text on a smartphone due to over texting.

Unlike carpal tunnel, where the problems occur due to a median nerve in the wrist, Carpal Thumbel is due to a nerve pinching in the hand.

"Kara, why can't you type a text?"

"I can't move my thumbs! I have tingling, numbness, weakness, and pain in my thumbs! Could it be Carpal Tunnel!?"

"No. What you suffer from is Carpal Thumbel Syndrome."

Carpal Thumbel Syndrome by spaztic_nerd May 20, 2013

Carpal Thumbel 

A condition resulting from excessive text messaging or use of a PDA keyboard. Symptoms range from stiffness to a complete inability to bend your thumb(s). Long term effects may include hitchhiking paralysis.

Mom, I can’t take out the trash because my Carpal Thumbel is acting up again.

Carpal Thumbel by Carpal Everything April 11, 2008

Tummelumsk 

The hangover you get from smoking a lot of weed. It could be used about waking up the next morning and still being high. But if you smoke during the day time it can also be used about the feeling of beeing a little helpless and a little high some hours after.

Eirik: Man, I feel so sorry for all the poor kids on the TV. You know dude; we should be real greatful we grew up the way we did, with all the love and food we needed.
Henrik: I´m sorry, what did you say? I was playing snake at my mobile phone. Guess I`m still tummelumsk.
Eirik: I can`t remember what it was. Guess im a little tummelumsk to...

Tummelumsk by Mr Ragga N`Chips November 13, 2009

Carpal Thumbel 

This is what the Wireless Blackberry users will get if they type too much on their blackberry. Disease of the thumbs and median nerve around the thumbs similar to that of Carpal Tunnel.

I have Carpal Thumbel from typing too much on my wireless blackberry.

Carpal Thumbel by Ginger Owens December 9, 2005

Carpel Thumbel 

This condition exists as a lasting soreness in the thumbs causes from an excessive amount of cell phone texting.

'Hey babe, I noticed your haven't much texting much this past week. You go over your minutes?'

'No, my carpel thumbel is just flaring up real bad'.

Carpel Thumbel by Dr. Flavor May 21, 2009