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Game Of Throned

To watch many episodes of Game of Thrones, following/investing in a noble character's rise to a climactic moment in the storyline, only to see their fate completely ruined within 30 seconds by a sudden, random and unforseen turn of events.
"Wow, for the 6th time now, I was totally Game of Throned by that character I love being killed unexpectedly, in the most shocking way possible, just as he/she was about to do something great…"
Game Of Throned by valenti June 2, 2014

phone throned 

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.
Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

Throneposting 

Participating in social networking by creating and posting content whilst honking out a dirt snake.
John: "I'm gonna catch up on some reading and maybe do a little throneposting this morning."

Dave: "Just don't snap another profile pic while you're in there... it creeps me out to know what you look like when you're reversing a Ho-Ho."
Throneposting by muxon February 12, 2010
When your mind is blown by an episode or event in Game of Thrones.
Did you watch Game if Thrones last night?

Dude. I was so throned by that Blackwater episode I couldn't speak for 30 minutes.
Throned by Poor Theon May 13, 2013
The act of a man recieving oral sex while simultaneously taking a shit on the toliet.
I love it when my girlfriend comes in and interrupts my shit with a nice thronejob.
Thronejob by Zack R. October 10, 2007
A "Thronejob" is the practice of a male individual seated upon a toilet, defecating, while receiving fellatio from another individual.
Obama bin McCainster was very heavy with feces from eating too much haggis and hot sauce. He really felt the urge to relieve himself. He also only had ten minutes before his plane landed, and finally got the opportunity to join the mile high club with an affectionate flight attendant. So he defecated while receiving oral sex, getting a "thronejob".
Thronejob by Dudeabides42 March 13, 2011