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Sir Theodore the third

Some black dude with an Afro who doesn’t know the meaning of the words:
Baroque
Boondoggle

Fastidious

Sycophant
“You have been blocked you have been virtually blocked” -Sir Theodore the third

Theodore Roosevelt 

The manliest US President of all Time.
Resume: Boxer, Police Chief, Author, Hunter, got shot in the middle of a speech and then continued it for 2 more hours.
Theodore Roosevelt had his wife and child dead on the same day. :(

Theodore Roosevelt 

The twenty-sixth President of the United States. He became President of the United States at the age of 42. One of the best Presidents this country has had. Made the U.S. into a world power by constructing the Panama Canal. Fought against monopolies and big business. Teddy also settled coal strike of 1902. Recieved a Medal of Honor for his role in the Spanish-American war and was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for helping negotiate the end of the Russo-Japanese War.
As Theodore Roosevelt once said "Speak softly and carry a big stick."

Woobiehn Theodore Kim

Professional model, voted Time Magazine's sexiest man of the year for three years in a row, 2005, 2006, and 2007. He is most know for the invention of the teddy bear, based off a self-portrait taken in 1996. Competes in professional beauty pageants and has won 17 to date. This is mainly due to his extreme facial expressions and his trademark speedo, which he orders one size to small to show off his junk. He is Asian.
Man, I wish i was as sexy as Woobiehn Theodore Kim!

Sir Theodore the third

person 1: who'll judge our food?
person 2: Shit, it's Sir Theodore the Third.

Theodore 

A person who cares about the girls he likes. He is always loyal. Always there when you need him. Always there if you need to talk. Has a nice and charming personality. He is very nice and a gentlemen.

And is as person you can like pretty easily. And always has a pretty nice sized DICK
Theodore is a really nice and loving guy.
Theodore by big man d May 26, 2019