theosaur 

A theosaur is a modern man whose worldview belongs to the prehistoric age of dinosaurs. He believes in super spooks called gods and thinks he has an airy-fairy clone, called the soul, inside him. This clone escapes from his body when he dies and zooms away to other-worldly places, such as Heaven and Hell, to enjoy imaginary pleasures or to suffer imaginary pain. godsHeavenHell

We live in a world full of theosaurs who hinder or obstruct our progress towards a rational way of life.
rational

theosaur by True atheist February 6, 2015

Thesaurus'd it 

To use thesaurus.com to find eloquent synonyms for words which obviously do not belong to your vocabulary.

Jebediah: "Yo bruv! That hot chick Tiara totally wants to gobble the goop, as like.. ummhh.. fournikeight."
Demarcus: "Greetings, Jebediah! You do not even know what 'fornicate' means, do you?"
Jebediah: "Yeeahh... ummhh.. I mean she wants to... ummh.. philander, right?"
Demarcus: "You just Thesaurus'd it, did you not?"
Jebediah: "My point is she wants the D lol"

Thesaurus'd it by Brobi Wan KenoBro May 19, 2016

Rural Thesaurus 

The exact opposite of Urban dictionary. (Un?)fortunately, Rural Thesaurus does not yet exist.

Bob: "Hey, What'cha doin'?"
Joe: "Checking out Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "You mean Urban Dictionary."
Joe: "No, I mean Rural Thesaurus."
Bob: "..."
Joe: "..."

Rural Thesaurus by Teh Polygrizolph April 2, 2011

urban thesaurus 

A good idea.

Hello = Word up, wassup, what up, howdy, g'day, sup, ssup, heya, heyo, hi, high, jello, cello, mellow, bellow, fellow, how-do.

urban thesaurus by Bastardized Bottomburp October 1, 2003

thesaurusify

To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms

Person 1: What's the thesaurusified version of the quote "May the force be with you"?
Person 2: It's "Be allowed sudden sock remain upon you".

Definition of thesaurusify: "To put each word in a sentence through thesaurus.com and replace all words with random synonyms"

thesaurusify by AxolotlOnInternet May 4, 2020

thesaurize

To attempt to make your writing more formal and impressive by replacing simpler words with longer synonyms from a thesaurus

James thesaurized his résumé in hopes of landing a job with a higher salary

thesaurize by call_me_xale September 20, 2015

thesaurusize 

Taking a sentence from a (generally) published source and using a thesaurus to change the words so as to avoid plagiarism.

I used one of my earlier papers for this assignment, but thesaurusized it so no one would notice.

thesaurusize by ExaRox February 9, 2009