the twitters

Similar to the word "jitters", the twitters indicate a form of social intensity symptomatic of someone posting tweets far too frequently on Twitter. In adjective form, "twittery".

"Richard's posted 45 tweets in the past hour - somebody's got the twitters."

"Sheila's got a proper case of the twitters - she's updated damn near 100 times since lunch time.

the twitters by photodna March 2, 2009

The Twitter Effect 

When something unimportant is ovrhyped by the media until it reaches the mainstream, even though it adds nothing of value. Named after everyone and their mother decided to start using Twitter.

I am so sick of seeing MTV showing Kings of Leon music videos. They're such a mediocre band. Clearly, they're beneficiaries of The Twitter Effect.

The Twitter Effect by Team_BBC June 15, 2009

The Twitter Twat

Term used by David Cameron to describe people engaging in frequent instantaneous communication on Twitter

Too many twits might make The Twitter Twat

The Twitter Twat by Paul Pontin July 31, 2009

off the twitter 

taking a Twitter vacation

I've been off the twitter lately. Kinda taking a break from social media for awhile.

off the twitter by Emerson Crossjostle May 13, 2015

The Twitter Effect 

The Twitter Effect is an effect of spending time on the named app. Symptoms often include getting upset over mundane topics, or attempting to accuse someone of being ableist. It is highly infectious.

The Twitter Effect:
"the fact that there are people in COLLEGE still spelling definitely as defiantly. Like what do you even do about that"
"So you're ableist now?"
"Sure whatever"

The Twitter Effect by Kibella May 6, 2023

The twitter 

The vacant wasted space between a woman’s twat (vagina) and her shitter (butthole).

THE TWITTER!!

“What do u call the spoace between the twat and the shitter ,,,??

“The twitter”

The twitter by Scott_sporto the 1st May 26, 2025

Twitter on the Shitter 

noun. Taking a laptop or other portable device in the bathroom to feed the addiction of twitter

James: Why did you take your netbook in the bathroom with you?

Megan: Dude, I got a total hard on for some twitter on the shitter.

Twitter on the Shitter by Coostis April 17, 2011