if there's blood, play in the mud

when a woman won't let you have sex with her because she is on her period or when you don't want period blood all over your penis, you have anal sex instead.

Guy: "let me smash that vag"
Girl: "I would let you, but i'm on my period"
Guy: "if there's blood, play in the mud !!!!!"

if there's blood, play in the mud by AudiUrS4 June 9, 2009

The Driller's Mud 

When you have sexual intercourse doggy style and as the girl climaxes you simultaneously snot rocket on her back.

Lil susie rotten crotch was shocked when Bertonio decided to give her the Driller's Mud

The Driller's Mud by Booger_1337 December 21, 2008

Riding The Mud Saddle 

When explosive diarrhea hits without warning and at the most inopportune time and causes an individual to shit their pants (one must be wearing pants). The Mud Saddle is created when the loose stool flows from the anus and runs down the inside of each pant leg to approximately the knee or slightly above the knee level. The wet shit soaks through the pants 1/4 to 1/2 of the way around the front and back of each pant leg as well. This wet, brown mess is visible from the front and from the back and gives the appearance of a brown riding saddle. One is considered to be Riding the Mud Saddle until such time that they are able to reach a place of privacy to remove their pants, clean up and put on new apparel. Generally, pants that have had a Mud Saddle created on them are disposed of and are not reused.

Harvey left for his lunch hour and decided that some extra hot and spicy Thai food would be a good choice for lunch that day. While the food was great, it did not mix with Harvey and while walking back to the office, he suffered a biblical perportioned assplosion and ended up Riding The Mud Saddle all the way back to his desk to get his keys and back out of the office to get to his car. The Mud Saddle ride in teh car was a wet one all the way home. Harvey was the talk of the office for days.

Riding The Mud Saddle by Eaton Holgoode April 19, 2014

the Maryland mud slide 

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

the Maryland mud slide by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

stick in the mud 

Someone who prefers to allow things of seeming enjoyment pass them by

Someone who prefers to "stick" (stay, remain) in the "mud" (a metaphor for despression and unhappiness)

derived from "to stick in the mud" ..

The time has come to thicken the blood //
and make no mistake i'm a stick in the mud //

stick in the mud by adhesives April 27, 2003

spinning tires in the mud 

It is when you are on an important business call and trying very hard to accomplish something but you are getting nowhere.

No buddy, It is like “spinning tires in the mud”.

We are getting nowhere.

spinning tires in the mud by Donald Trump 72 March 17, 2022

Shit in the mud 

A boring person who tends to not want to do anything

Edison is such a shit in the mud

Shit in the mud by K.L.A October 30, 2020