the eats 

Words used to ask where the food is at.

The host of a party was asked by one of the guests, " Where's the eats ?".

the eats by jpg3 December 22, 2013

WHERES THE EATS BITCH 

when your bitch is a lazy ,slacking ,skank that dosent have dinner ready when you get home.

yo wheres the eats bitch

WHERES THE EATS BITCH by SUPER FLY T August 25, 2006

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage 

A colloquialism meaning "don't neglect your significant other and be shocked when they look for attention somewhere else."

Dale: I can't believe my Nancy cheated on me!

Boomhauer: Tell you what mang, talk about don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage mang.

Don't starve a dog and be surprised when it eats the garbage by Charli XXX November 6, 2014

eats the rag 

either an insult, or just a funny thing to say to or about someone else.

"that fuckin' loser eats the rag!"

eats the rag by butterballs May 25, 2006

Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

Eats the Toast by Klapp710 June 6, 2015

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3) 

Formerly known as Nightmare at Disney No Duck, changed on September 14th 2025 to it's current name

person: yoo i just beat Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3)
ultament: fuck you im not fat

Ultament Eats The Duck So Theres A Duck Kidnapped In My Cam 3 (Ultament Is Cam 3) by xaern25 September 13, 2025

Eats Corn the Long way 

Fellatio, Oral Sex often as an Insult

Jim Bob eats corn the long way.

Eats Corn the Long way by Seano Vox August 13, 2008