the conch 

An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch

Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity!

the conch by LaurenMackenzie June 23, 2008

The Conch Spinner 

When a male injects heroin into his/its system and attempts to jump a raccoon and mouth rape it. During the process of the mouth rape, the raccoon will bite off the penis, causing the male to yell in increasingly loud volumes, spraying blood all over an unfortunate elderly couple stupid enough to be sitting in the bench of all the shit going down.

Old lady- Oh my is that The Conch Spinner- OMG NOT ON ME EWWW.

The Conch Spinner by YourDrunkStepDad November 30, 2011

pounding the conch! 

too have over the top intense sex at inapropriate times

hey dave wheres jay oh hes pounding the conch!

hey dude u goin to that party tonight i hear its prime for conch pounding

dude u look depressed as hell i think sum1 needs to pound the conch!

pounding the conch! by ROB_4D July 5, 2009

monch the conch 

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

monch the conch by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

who’s got the conch? 

An exclamatory question used when somebody else’s phone is connected to the Bluetooth speaker.

“Hey, who’s got the conch? I wanna play a song”

who’s got the conch? by Secshunate March 17, 2023

flight of the conchords 

A hilarious folk parody group from New Zealand, recently featured on HBO Stand Up. Perform songs such as "Think About It, Think, Think About It", "Albi", "Hiphop-potamus Vs Rhymenocerous", "Business Time", etc.

Jermaine and Bret from Flight of the Conchords sang a hilarious song about a racist dragon called "Albi".

flight of the conchords by EJJJJJJ May 2, 2006

Flight of the Conchords 

Flippin' awesome New Zealand band consisting of two talented and hilarious guys, Jemaine Clement and Bret McKenzie. Their style has been described as folk, parody, and musical comedy, but is really a combination of all three and more. They also star in a television series on HBO, Flight of the Conchords. If you don't know about FoTC, look them up on YouTube.

Some songs: Albi, Robot, Jenny, Not Crying, Business Time

Bret McKenzie of Flight of the Conchords has it going on.

Flight of the Conchords by joysea February 8, 2008