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dc slang to say someone is goofy or being a fool and it's funny/ridiculous
girl: i had to break up with my ex 7 times before i realized we really shouldn't be together
other girl: ur the bid
the bid by champagnepoopi November 13, 2019
a crank that goes to stein, julianna lopez
the bid = juju
the bid by ieatass1123 April 21, 2023
Oh my gosh, that's Matt, he is the bid.
The Bid by m4tt4ew November 6, 2023

The Bid/The Geek 

Stu and/or Kyle, Maybe even Bryant.
Stu is The Bid/The Geek
Kyle The Bid/The Geek
"Yo Bryant be lunchin, ctfu he The Bid/The Geek"

hit the bid 

1. To quickly sell shares of a stock so as to avoid a terrible financial loss.
This is not the same as simply selling stock in a company which can be offered out in the open market at the offering price. When you hit the bid on a stock your selling it a the bid price which is lower than the offering price. Your selling it at the market to the lowest bidder. You don't care because you just want to get the fuck out of the stock before you go to the poor house.
"Remberber that piece of shit bio-tech I bought last month?"

"Yeah!"

"They came out with news stating that their cancer drug actually causes cancer. The fucking stock fell out of bed. I had to hit the bid but I still took a bath."

the biden touch 

The opposite of The Midas Touch. When everything you touch rapidly turns to shit.
COVID, the southern border, inflation, energy, now Afghanistaneverything this president touches is a disaster, he has The Biden Touch.
the biden touch by ajpolo August 16, 2021