the Shaux 

(n) A drink created by marinating high quality espresso beans in, at minimum, one shot of quality Irish whiskey (often Jamison).

Your eyes are popping out, and your speech slurred. Are you on the Shaux?

the Shaux by drinkingshaux January 8, 2012

Boo to the Shau 

To give self praise for an event or idea that is yet to happen, but will give positive result.

After we finish this, Boo to the shau, we'll be rich.

Boo to the Shau by The Fazz December 22, 2008

the shaunafriend 

A friend who comes around when they want to, ignores you when things are going well in life, but in the end knows absolutely nothing about you or your life.

4am: phone rings from a "the shaunafriend" in crisis.
two months later

SF calls on an off day and realizes in the last two months you've had a bad breakup, gotten into a car accident, been diagnosed with cancer...

the shaunafriend by asdfgfriends4lifeee August 3, 2011

The Shaun Jake 

The act of two, often partnered, homosexuals 'having a dommy' or 'having a domestic' i.e arguing about meaningless subjects or trivial things. Pettiness. But usually results in average or mediocre intercourse leaving both participants feeling disappointed but slightly less angry.

"Be careful, them two, the Shaun Jake."
Or
Person 1: "what's the matter with them?"
Person 2: "They're just having a Shaun Jake."

The Shaun Jake by MattAttackHehe November 21, 2021

The J Shaumberg 

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

The J Shaumberg by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

shaun the sheep 

fat ugly sheep ., like grasses

its shaun the sheep. its shaun the sheep

shaun the sheep by shaun the January 31, 2018

shaun the sheep 

The sexiest motherfuckin' god to ever grace the universe ever. Has a tight ass shussy (sheep pussy) and gets shagged daily by Wallace and Gromit. His AIDS taste very nice.

Fuck you shaun the sheep you sexy golden fuck and start suffocating on my magnificently sized dong or I'll cut off your cock and balls and fuck you in your makeshift shussy.

shaun the sheep by Shaun The Sheep Is A Sexy Slut July 28, 2024