Text Message 

1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...

1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!

Text Message by Moe. S March 9, 2006

text message 

What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.

Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you?

Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um....

Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order?

Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today?

Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy.

text message by ma2va October 13, 2010

text message 

the dumbest fucking thing ever created.
usually used instead of just calling one and talking thus
making a simple 5 or 10 minute conversation last
20 to 30 minutes or more depending on texting skills.
sends user into a zombie like state cause ones little
fucking pea sized brain cant handle more than one thing at a time

fuck the text message example theres no need,
look out side your window and you will see someone
texting thats your fucking example, its like aids all the fuck over with no cure.

text message by dontworryaboutit2012 August 28, 2012

text MESSage 

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.

Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!

text MESSage by fossybear123 May 29, 2009

Text message 

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.

Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.

Text message by Dot584 February 8, 2010

text message break up 

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

text message break up by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Text Message Purgatory 

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

Text Message Purgatory by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011