tesla sex

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.

While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.

tesla sex by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

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Tesla Sexual

A tesla sexual is a person who bought a brand new Tesla and cannot stop thinking or talking about, cannot get out of it and feels he is in a romantic and sexual relationship with his new vehicle that there is no place for another person in his life.

My buddy Karthik turned into a Tesla Sexual after purchasing his latest Tesla 3.

Tesla Sexual by Desi Bugger September 4, 2018

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Teslasexual

A weirdo who likens a Tesla, mostly a Tesla Model S Plaid, to a sexual attraction. An example of this could be when a glizzy is crushed by a Tesla car door.

My friend, Daanish, is a Teslasexual. He dreams about Elon in his pajamas and autopiloting the Tesla Model S Plaid. How Strange!!!

Teslasexual by UwUty June 26, 2021

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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