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teelster 

(noun)

a) A mosy-ass mo'-fo' who always takes his time and backs out at the last minute citing manifold, often senseless or pathetic excuses.

b) An aloof asshole.

c) An awesome best friend.
a) Damn, that teelster last night took his mosy-ass time getting ready and then told me his pet chickadee ate his shoes and his Dad told him he had to take care of it.

b) Damn that teelster. What an aloof asshole.

c) Damn, that teelster's a pretty cool cat.
teelster by enigbiguous August 5, 2011
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Tealster 

Tealster is a person that is talking, mumbling, and laughing all of the same time and they don’t know that they are doing it.
“Dude can you stfu. You’re being a real Tealster.”
Tealster by EveryonesUncle April 8, 2022
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