tarmacing 

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

tarmacing by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

tarmacing 

when a girl is in the cowboy position, she moves up and shits on the bans chest, she then proceeds to rub it in with her arse cheeks like a steam roller, hence tarmacing.

this always happens to dj's. they take a girl home the girl (or guy) starts tarmacing! it sucks to be a dj

tarmacing by 666god666 April 13, 2009

Tarmacing 

Where a man curls a steamy shit off onto the centre of a womans chest ....and then quickly proceeds to compress the shit up and down the length of the womams torso...

Did you hear why paul was so brown this morning?.....yeah i heard hes just received a tarmacing by someone called tina

Tarmacing by Jongreenwood August 21, 2021

tarmacing 

(verb)
In order to complete a successful tarmacing, the male must, during intercourse, shit on the bitches back. This starts from the rectal cavity and should be worked upwards in a swift motion towards the ladies neck. Prompt running in the opposite direction to said lady is advised as soon as the tarmacing is complete.

Billy tarmaced his bitch all night long

tarmacing by munging_commander November 17, 2004

tarmacing 

Take a shit on someone and proceed to thrust against them like a steam roller.

Graham was tarmacing Betty in the closet.

tarmacing by cripplednippletots May 28, 2016

TARMACING 

Laying the 'black and brown' to create a nice even surface!

Getting a ground crew in (4 friends) to each hold a corner down on a large tarpaulin sheet. Then once you have that in place, you will then need your girlfriend to go on 'All Fours' in the center of it. Once she is in position you may the sit on her back like a horse rider and begin to shit over her back. Once the shit is laid you will then be required to use your ass cheeks to spread and smear it all over her back until you have a nice and even gripping surface! Tarmacing's done lads, lets have a cuppa tea!

TARMACING by THE CHAG June 28, 2011

Tarmacing 

An extension of a spit kink.
Make your girl smoke a pack of cigarettes.
When she spits on you, the flem will come out black from the cigarettes, giving the effect of tarmac.

Me and my girlfriend tried tarmacing last night.
I looked like a road after she was finished!

Tarmacing by Backstreet Kink October 9, 2019