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swurging 

having a sweatpant urge.
okay, so you're at a wedding that you didn't want to go to with a date you didn't want to take. you're wearing a horrendous tuxedo or an unfortunate ballgown, depending on your clothing persuasion. you are at the pinnacle of discomfort and all you can think about is getting home, putting on your sweatpants, and dropping onto your couch and falling asleep.
what you're having is a sweatpant urge. you are swurging.

or maybe you're in the parking lot with your grandmother and her old, old dog. it's cold: you're looking for Mee-Maw's Buick and she's moving unbelievably slow. your shirt is a little too short and you can feel the wind blowing on your lower back. all you want at this moment is to go home, pull on your nasty basketball sweatshirt and some flannel pajama pants, and probably watch Glee, or maybe Arrested Development, or maybe even Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.
swurging by times_twelve May 18, 2010
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surging sanders 

"Damn! Sorry hun! I just made a Surging Sanders! You on the pill?"
surging sanders by Brummelum February 28, 2016

Snurging 

To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.

Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"
Snurging by Idontcareanymore September 27, 2006

Surging sanders 

That storm came through like a surging sanders.
Surging sanders by identd April 25, 2016

Swugging 

The action of attaining maximum swag on a swing set.
Dude! I was swugging hard last night! It was amazing! And then I fucked your mom.
Swugging by OG BR4D January 29, 2015

surging sanders 

According to the Daily Show's Trevor Noah, the Surging Sanders is "when you come out of nowhere": a sexually charged pun based on Bernie Sanders' sudden appearance.
Hilary Clinton is worried about a Surging Sanders.
surging sanders by Slashme May 5, 2016

Surging Sanders 

When you're fucking a woman in the ass, but instead of finishing inside you cum unexpectedly out of your left index finger.
Ah, man, I gave that bitch Hilary a surging sanders.