Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool

A hilarious rebuke aimed at an individual when they suggest something that you would never, ever do!

Paul: It is almost 10 to 2 in the morning, should we pull those two ugly birds and see what we get?

Pete: Your joking aren't you, I would rather drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's swimming pool than shag that monster!

Drink cocktails round Michael Barrymoore's Swimming Pool by Johnny 2 Sheds June 8, 2009

let's go swimming 

A phrase meaning "I want to have crazy sex."

Fundo jumped into the pool when the lady said to him, "Let's go swimming." Little did Fundo know, the lady was referring to something else.

let's go swimming by authOOr July 10, 2006

swimming around inside somebody's mouth 

A phrase used to define the weather in the southern United States. Typically hot and very humid.

Damn, it's so hot today in Tennessee its like swimming around inside somebody's mouth.

swimming around inside somebody's mouth by The White Chocolate March 18, 2007

Swimming Sex Machine 

This is when you take your girl to the beach, proceed to insert your penis into her vagina and while one, in sync you swim together and eventually find yourself in a riptide which makes it all the more fun. And after a certain amount of time the males penis becomes prune so it makes this activity a difficult one to pull off

Oh Max was a swimming sex machine!

Swimming Sex Machine by rozennn June 2, 2018

swimming shit 

usually refers to:
1) feces in a toilet duly supplied with water

less usually refers to:
2) a despicable indidual who either practices natation as a sport or happens to be approaching the oberserver through waters deep enough to make snorkeling possible
3) an unfortunate event that unsurpisingly lands on the observer, very much in the guise of a floating exrement haunting a British bather at sea

Hey mate, look at that swimming shit (of mine)!

Now, ain't that dude a real swimmin' shit?

I wonder how you could not see this swimming shit coming...

swimming shit by swimminshid November 6, 2013

PornHub Swimming Shorts 

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them

Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

PornHub Swimming Shorts by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019

swimming sailor 

when you know you just took a big ass shit! but when you stand to get a peak at it! the toilet is empty?

I am sure that burger will be a swimming sailor in a little while!
say bro! i just a swimming sailor in the john!

swimming sailor by kelsonic247 July 24, 2018