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swarming 

An assault or mugging in which a group of people all attack a single individual at once.
Police are warning citizens not to go out alone after a recent wave of swarmings.
swarming by RobinHood70_1 November 4, 2016

Gullible Swarming 

A play on words of Global Warming, which is curiously now referred to as Climate Change...hrmmm.

People that worship any political candidate/figure, and go to their rallies, mindlessly hanging on to every word with stupid gleaming looks on their faces, are guilty of being involved in Gullible Swarming.
Did you see that Obama rally? I thought he was our President, not our Politician in Chief. It was a gross display of Gullible Swarming.
Gullible Swarming by MCOPE September 15, 2010

Mushroom Swarming Hoe Bag 

A girl who acts like she is all that, always complains about how she looks, and must show off to all guys! She is normally known as easy to put out. To get to this girls heart you must comment on how she looks and agree to how she acts with flirting with every guy she finds. She tends to cheat in relationships.
Billy: "Jake your not going to get Cindy. The mushroom swarming hoe bag is too high maintenance."
Swiming, /schwī'mɪ̈ng/,(goblin): a ritual water sport engaged in by the goblin race approximately 30,000 years ago during the Mattonian age. Every winter, participants were pitted against one another in a contest of bravery. archaeologists can only speculate from ancient translations of stone tablets that the maturity rite began with an affirmation of fertility, known as the "clasping of hands". after the clasping of hands the goblins seek out a wet dark environment, like an aquatic cave, under a bridge or waterfall. the rest of the ritual is shrouded in esoteric knowledge and secrecy. it appears a main element of the mythology centered around grunt beetle larvae. grunt beetles lie hibernating in logs during the winter, and so their aphrodisiac secretions remain acutely potent in their glands. unfortunately not much is known about the actual competition except that it appears the grunt beetle larvae were massaged into the gonads of one's rival. it's unclear how victory was declared and defeat was recognized, but everyone leaves the cave a winner
After the last time we went swiming, we all agreed to never mention it again

Swimingly 

Simply put, another word for good, great, okay, fine, fantastic, etc. Only used by Stewie from Family Guy.
Actual Quotes from Family Guy:

Meg: I can't believe this is happening to me. I can never go back to school again.

Stewie: Oh yes, Meg. Yes, everything was going SWIMINGLY for you until this. Yes, this is the thing that will ruin your reputation. Not your years of grotesque appearance, or awkward social graces. Or that Felix Ungerish way you clear your sinuses. No, no, it's this. Do you hear your self talk? I might kill you tonight.
Swimingly by steve-o11505 September 30, 2007

Swarming 

A person acting out of character; to annoy or bother
TJ: Homie you swarming, fo' real homes

Teddy: You was swarming first!!!!...........tryin to take my lunch money like dat, it aint workin sucka!!!
Swarming by Icy-D August 11, 2009