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swaggering buffoonery 

The behavior of the jockocracy, especially in High School. Swaggering buffoonery is distinguished from mere buffoonery by the injection of confrontational menace and humiliation into horseplay.
Justin was brilliant but barely 5'4" as a freshman, in other words the ideal victim for the swaggering buffoonery of the jocks.

Crab Swaggering 

When fucking retards that all look exactly the same in a hard-core band squat down with their legs spread and shift from side to side while playing the bottom string of their bass or guitar. Resembles shitting your pants. Also, thrusting your head forwards and backwards is optional.
Guy One: Why are they all shitting their pants like that?
Guy Two: They aren't, they're just crab swaggering.
Crab Swaggering by CysCys March 14, 2010

swagging out 

1. the act of being cooler than everyone in a specific place

2. eating food in a specific place

3. dancing in a condescending fashion
I just swagged out at the skate park!
OR
B word I be swagging out!

swaggeroni and cheese 

"Yo dawg, did you see Tim yesterday? He was eating some damn swaggeroni and cheese."
"Bro, that kid's got serious swag."
swaggeroni and cheese by Nytesdawn February 26, 2013

swaggerist 

A Swaggerist is someone who practices swaggerism. They exemplify and exude a demeanor beaming with confidence, sophistication, happiness, positive attitude, coolness, and togetherness. Someone with Swagger gives off an aura of comfortability with his/her self, and a swaggerist has that in excess.
A swaggerist practices Swaggerism everyday, leading to continued success.
swaggerist by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

Swaggerific 

Having Swagger that exceeds the limit of 9000.
Not commonly found.
Nathan: Aren't I looking fly today?

Maggie: Ya, you're looking real swaggerific! I wish I was that cool!
Swaggerific by Ibakeyou June 23, 2011