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A superache is something that hurts you so much, it lingers with you for years after.

A word invented by Conan Gray
Oh no I just streamed Conan Gray’s entire discography, I AM IN SUPERACHE!!
superache by Bonan Gray April 25, 2022

Michael Superbacker 

Michael Superbacker is a person who fell for a kickstarter scam (scam in question being the air umbrella) and stayed in the comments of said scam for 7 years, most known for appearing in penguinz0's videos every know and and then, Thanks to Allen Pan (Sufficiently Advanced) the air umbrella has been built, it is unknown if Michael has claimed it or not yet.

Michael always includes superbacker in his online presence, an example being his twitter @MSuperbacker

Some quotes
"Congratulations air umbrella! Dave W. , You where the first backer and I was the last 825th backer! :) Maybe we will both get an extra present/reward? :)" - late 2014
"Where the Fuck is my Money!? Where the Fuck is my Umbrella Mother Fuckers!!!???" - mid 2016
"Hello? I've been literally asking my mailman everyday... IS IT HERE???!!!, IS IT HERE???!!!, he just looks at me with a sad face :( please send my product soon,thank you." - early 2019
"Day 2,582... .... Woke up today in my tent by the river... it was really chilly and cold... only in the low 40s this morning. I found some blueberry patches yesterday along with an apple orchard. I am ready for the new fall season ahead ... The search goes on......." - Late 2021
"Michael is a man of focus, a force of nature so powerful not even the air umbrella can stop him." - Charles white (penguinz0) When talking about Michael Superbacker Jul 25 2021

Superwhack

It's whack, but super.
This definition is superwhack.
Superwhack by princessiyer August 23, 2009
Superache is something that hurts you so much, it lingers with you for years.

A word invented by Conan Gray
Oh no I’m in a superache!
superache by Bonan Gray April 25, 2022

supersack 

Five burlap sacks sewn together to form one large sack. The word "supersack" is diagonally printed on it in large, red or black letters. Originally stated from Atif Rahman to Mike Sholars, a friend who refused to cheat in 'The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening'.
"Kick that f*ckin' shopkeeper's ass, shove him in a supersack, tie him to your car and ride the highway."
supersack by Atif December 6, 2003
new word created by conan gray (another version of this word is PURE ACHES)
it is superache but not pure aches
superache by conanpinkwig April 27, 2022